Surprise! You get "Hello Kitty" for your Birthday!

Hayden's new Girlfriend!

One of our neighbors took a photo of a Bobcat in our neighborhood. Hayden thinks she's flirting with him, but I personally think she is looking for a snack! Good thing he never goes outdoors!

Dignity! Hayden will always have his dignity!

Squirrels! We got Squirrels!

Eeeeeeeek! Hayden, that's no way to hold your breath until you get what you want!

I came in the office and saw that Hayden had crawled into a large bag I was using to collect trash. I almost had a stroke! I got him out immediately (he had plenty of room to breathe) but I did stop to take a picture first!

OK Hayden, I won't buy the dogs anything!

He's so jealous of the dogs!

So THIS is what makes Hayden so crazy!

Hayden is now a Blue Buffalo Cat! Collect his card!

Posh, you are getting very sleepy, your eyelids are very heavy.......

Posh is my cousin Julie's new pup. She is absolutely adorable!

Hayden was so happy to see his Momz that he decided to stay vigilant in case she packed to go on another vacation!

Guest Kitty Elizabeth practices the art of invisibility!

Hayden hated when Momz wanted to play " Hunny Bunny"! It wasn't dignified!

Surely he wasn't going into that bag that said "Goodwill"?

Even though he was camouflaged , Hayden felt that time was sneaking up on him.

Hayden waited patiently for the UPS man to deliver his new catnip toys. Well........patiently for Hayden, that is!

I'm not sure if he was waiting for his toys or for the chance to race out the front door as soon as it was opened! That is one fast cat!

Meet Bubba, our "back yard" turtle!

Shannon found Bubba in our neighborhood in the street. He was immediately adopted and now lives in our back yard. He is a Red Box Turtle. The dogs drive me crazy every day wanting to go look for him. Once they find him, they are fine. I think they are worried about him! He now owns the back yard and wanders all over. He especially likes the watermelon patch. Better bugs, I think!

Groupies! OK, you can dance in my next video. Say, aren't you the one that pees while walking on your front feet? We can put that into the act!

What do you mean "Wakey, Wakey it's noon"? It's the crack of freakin dawn to me!

Hayden is a championship sleeper....during the day. At night you can hear him bouncing off walls, knocking things off, throwing his food bowl, running through the house, etc. He stalks Amber, the white poodle. He waits until she is asleep and then pounces on her. She is furious and starts growling, which, in turn, wakes up Jewel who starts barking. This, in turn, wakes up the whole house. Another fun night.

Your portrait of me did not capture my uniqueness! We do not approve!

Hayden did not think the drawing of him slobbering over his catnip ball was particularly appropriate.

Ahhh..........Room Service

Remember.....Dogs have owners
Cats have Staff

And just where have you been? I've been loved almost to death!

Can't breathe.....must...hug....Momz!

What kind of sick joke is this?

Hayden was truly hurt when he saw this sign. After all, this was HIS house, wasn't it?

Amber soon had control over the mysterious Bubble Monster!

Haydens friend Amber goes absolutely nuts when you turn on the bubbles in the spa. Usually immediately after she is groomed!

It was nice of the humans to offer him tokens, but what was Hayden graduating from?

His Momz was graduating into 9th grade and Hayden seemed to think the whole thing was planned for him! When he was tired of munching the bows, he hid in the paper and then took a nap in one of the boxes. Kitty Heaven!

Sometimes nature loves you back!

Hayden's buddy Jewel was just fascinated with this butterfly. It seemed to really like her too! It sat on her head and on her back. I think they both really enjoyed the encounter!

You think it's easy trying to balance schoolwork and personal time?!?

That's Hayden, always living on the edge!

Did you see where the Cheshire Cat went? Or that White Rabbit?

After perusing the artwork over Momz bed, Hayden went directly to the wreath and proceeded to munch on it!

Thumbs! I need thumbs!

Hayden loves to look out of the windows. He is convinced that there is always something going on outside the front door. This is his favorite place to make "the big escape"! He's fast as lightning too!

This wasn't like the other stuffy toys, this one tasted GOOD!

Well, it is another go for Stewie and Hayden. Who needs stuffed toys when you have your own!

Momz, don't you feel that draft in here? Iz Icy!

Today is Caturday and I am sleeping in!

I am purrrrfect at warming my girls socks in the morning!

What is it about an open drawer to a cat? The smaller the opening, the better. I have reached into my desk drawer for a stamp, turned my back for a second and turned back to find Hayden trying to fit his behind in the drawer.

I can walk on water too! Iz not so hard!

And then Red Riding Hood said "Kitty, what BIG teeth you have"!

Doesn't he look like he's dead? He doesn't even look real. God knows what he was thinking while he was lying there!

Momz make nice rozy beds

You know cats. If you put a napkin on the ground they will find it and lay on it! Hayden loves to lay on this afghan, when he's not laying on the paper, a magazine, the sofa, the bed, the window sill, the top of the trashcan, etc.

In Memoriam: Miss Gabby

Miss Gabby was the beloved cat of Melanie, Rachel and Randy. She lived a long and well loved life. She was almost 18 years old! She will be greatly missed.

And then Hayden whispered those immortal words, "Cats Rule and Dogs Drool"!

Hayden and Stewie had the BEST time tonight. They stalked each other, rolled on the floor together and generally had a wonderful time. Can't believe these two are becoming such good friends.

Come on....just a little closer....closer.......GOTCHA!

He's like a jungle cat on his perch. He will chase up and down, through the holes, just so he can attack. And believe me, he ATTACKS!

I am not too fat for the "Circle of Trust"! I just spread easily!

He does kinda fill up the circle, doesn't he?

That iz too much eyeliner! You iz only 14!

Hayden again offers suggestions to his Mom. He has excellent taste!

What part of "I'M NAPPING" do you not understand!

Hayden HATES to be interrupted when he is taking a nap. Of course, that is most of the day!

They'll never find me here! Why are they laughing?

Making a bed at my house can be traumatic. You never know when he will show up. And he LOVES to help!

I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!

He always thinks he can go higher. He really is planning an attack on that fan!

Haden and Stewie meet face to face!

Well, they met and Stewie lived. Haden was SO good! After the fiasco with the kitten (Hayden made noises I have never heard come out of ANYTHING) I was worried about Stewie. But Hayden was actually almost amused with the little feller. Stewie totally stalked him like any puppy would and he took it all in good nature. Who knew!

Hayden was exhausted from chasing the elusive long tailed mouse

OK, I admit it. I put the mouse next to Hayden! But he immediately grabbed it and curled up around it. Then he laid his head on it and went to sleep!

I used to fitted in here when I was little!

Poor Hayden. He found his cat bed he used when he was little. He tried to curl up inside, but that butt took up too much room! It didn't help that the dogs wanted in too!

Hayden! Verizon doesn't do service calls for Hairballs!

He loves to lie on the Verizon box. I suppose because it is warm. But I can just imagine the fur buildup!