The paper.......no, the ribbon......no, the paper.......maybe the ribbon..What do I play with first?

Jewel knows which present is hers! And Amber.......well Amber is just enjoying the spotlight!

Ahhhhh, there's nothing like warm towels from the dryer on a cold winters night!

More Please!

They say my dad is a "LC" for long cat. So I'm gonna be "TLC" for tiny long cat!

Hazel is even trying to lay on the floor like Hayden!  It's too funny!

But Dad......I don't waaannnnna come out!

I wuz dreamin about chasing Ladybugz!

Snuggles with my Momz always gives me a happy!

With his air supply almost gone, the alien creature had only one way out.....to destroy the bubble with his laser vision!

The Daddy Momma Cat and Baby Hazel

Who knew Hayden would become so gentle with Hazel!  She romps all over him and he just loves it.  Theres nothing better to Hazel than chasing Hayden's waving tail!

I iz ferocious! Hear me Rawr!

Interpretive Sleeping!

Such an innocent angel.

Meet Hazel, Hayden's new little sister!

This is what happens when I go out of town and leave my husband and daughter alone! She is only about 6 weeks old and was abandoned. She was really thin, but she is filling out nicely. She can really pack in the food! She is absolutely adorable though and so sweet! She is just learning how to purr. We are already totally in love with her.

Surprise! You get "Hello Kitty" for your Birthday!

Hayden's new Girlfriend!

One of our neighbors took a photo of a Bobcat in our neighborhood. Hayden thinks she's flirting with him, but I personally think she is looking for a snack! Good thing he never goes outdoors!

Dignity! Hayden will always have his dignity!

Squirrels! We got Squirrels!

Eeeeeeeek! Hayden, that's no way to hold your breath until you get what you want!

I came in the office and saw that Hayden had crawled into a large bag I was using to collect trash. I almost had a stroke! I got him out immediately (he had plenty of room to breathe) but I did stop to take a picture first!

OK Hayden, I won't buy the dogs anything!

He's so jealous of the dogs!

So THIS is what makes Hayden so crazy!

Hayden is now a Blue Buffalo Cat! Collect his card!

Posh, you are getting very sleepy, your eyelids are very heavy.......

Posh is my cousin Julie's new pup. She is absolutely adorable!

Hayden was so happy to see his Momz that he decided to stay vigilant in case she packed to go on another vacation!

Guest Kitty Elizabeth practices the art of invisibility!

Hayden hated when Momz wanted to play " Hunny Bunny"! It wasn't dignified!

Surely he wasn't going into that bag that said "Goodwill"?

Even though he was camouflaged , Hayden felt that time was sneaking up on him.

Hayden waited patiently for the UPS man to deliver his new catnip toys. Well........patiently for Hayden, that is!

I'm not sure if he was waiting for his toys or for the chance to race out the front door as soon as it was opened! That is one fast cat!

Meet Bubba, our "back yard" turtle!

Shannon found Bubba in our neighborhood in the street. He was immediately adopted and now lives in our back yard. He is a Red Box Turtle. The dogs drive me crazy every day wanting to go look for him. Once they find him, they are fine. I think they are worried about him! He now owns the back yard and wanders all over. He especially likes the watermelon patch. Better bugs, I think!

Groupies! OK, you can dance in my next video. Say, aren't you the one that pees while walking on your front feet? We can put that into the act!

What do you mean "Wakey, Wakey it's noon"? It's the crack of freakin dawn to me!

Hayden is a championship sleeper....during the day. At night you can hear him bouncing off walls, knocking things off, throwing his food bowl, running through the house, etc. He stalks Amber, the white poodle. He waits until she is asleep and then pounces on her. She is furious and starts growling, which, in turn, wakes up Jewel who starts barking. This, in turn, wakes up the whole house. Another fun night.

Your portrait of me did not capture my uniqueness! We do not approve!

Hayden did not think the drawing of him slobbering over his catnip ball was particularly appropriate.

Ahhh..........Room Service

Remember.....Dogs have owners
Cats have Staff

And just where have you been? I've been loved almost to death!

Can't breathe.....must...hug....Momz!

What kind of sick joke is this?

Hayden was truly hurt when he saw this sign. After all, this was HIS house, wasn't it?

Amber soon had control over the mysterious Bubble Monster!

Haydens friend Amber goes absolutely nuts when you turn on the bubbles in the spa. Usually immediately after she is groomed!

It was nice of the humans to offer him tokens, but what was Hayden graduating from?

His Momz was graduating into 9th grade and Hayden seemed to think the whole thing was planned for him! When he was tired of munching the bows, he hid in the paper and then took a nap in one of the boxes. Kitty Heaven!

Sometimes nature loves you back!

Hayden's buddy Jewel was just fascinated with this butterfly. It seemed to really like her too! It sat on her head and on her back. I think they both really enjoyed the encounter!

You think it's easy trying to balance schoolwork and personal time?!?

That's Hayden, always living on the edge!

Did you see where the Cheshire Cat went? Or that White Rabbit?

After perusing the artwork over Momz bed, Hayden went directly to the wreath and proceeded to munch on it!

Thumbs! I need thumbs!

Hayden loves to look out of the windows. He is convinced that there is always something going on outside the front door. This is his favorite place to make "the big escape"! He's fast as lightning too!

This wasn't like the other stuffy toys, this one tasted GOOD!

Well, it is another go for Stewie and Hayden. Who needs stuffed toys when you have your own!

Momz, don't you feel that draft in here? Iz Icy!

Today is Caturday and I am sleeping in!

I am purrrrfect at warming my girls socks in the morning!

What is it about an open drawer to a cat? The smaller the opening, the better. I have reached into my desk drawer for a stamp, turned my back for a second and turned back to find Hayden trying to fit his behind in the drawer.